I am not entertained.

Working from home really shows me how little work my job actually requires.

Time for the copycats…why so sad? http://ping.fm/UgzaR

For the love of god, it’s Mac, not MAC. It’s short for Macintosh. How hard is that?

Really, really cool furniture. Even better prices. http://www.lushpad.com

I love myspace profiles that have music. I love it so much. I hope and pray for the day that people cease to use it.

My REAL reason for surgery

A few months ago I took a few bullets while shielding a grandma, an orphan, two kittens and a priceless work of art from an attempted mugging. They caught the guy and decided to leave the bullets in me for protection. The guy is up for trial and the prosecution needs them to build their case, so it’s time for me to give them up. Can’t say I’ll miss them, but no complaints here.

Ladies…not sure if this is slutty or way cool. Old news, that’s for sure. http://ping.fm/6sUQc

Deer Valley IMAX. Dark Knight.

Modern furniture fans rejoice…you don’t have to buy new. Http://www.lushpad.com Dr. Tiki approves!